Was Olive Oyl a whore?

Was Olive Oyl a whore?

It seems like that to me. Sorry, if you like Olive Oyl but man… she is so wrong!

So, yesterday I watched on youtube a short clip from Popeye the Sailor main. I loved those cartoons when I was young. But now, is not like that anymore. I saw Olive Oyl and changed my mind about her.

Was Olive Oyl stupid?

It looks like. It is always in trouble, she is clumsy, ask stupid questions and is always tricked by Bluto. And in an easy, easy way. That is sad. Then what about how she looks? Man… she is ugly. She is tall, she doesn’t have any butt or breasts and his face… o man! Olive Oyl is not nice, is skinny and not sexy.

I don’t understand why Popeye and Bluto fight for her… maybe because she is the only women in those long cartoons series? In that case, we have to understand them.

Why is she whore?

Cause it looks like that. Think about it, almost every episode, she is hanging out with Popeye. Then, came in Bluto who tricked her with some fancy stuff: his close, car, money etc.

What does she do in those situations? Leave Popeye and go to Bluto. Then, leave Bluto and go to Popeye. Please tell me, a nice girl act like that? NO! She doesn’t. Leave Popeye and go to Bluto. Then, leave Bluto and go to Popeye. Please tell me, a nice girl act like that? NO! She doesn’t.

And I am pretty sure she doesn’t care about those two poor bastards feelings. No, she is a straight shooter! Don’t you have money? Bye Bye! I will walk with another one.

It is enough to come with some nicer car or close, or money, or something and hei! she is back! That’s why I have mixed feelings about her. She is a baddddd… pussycat!

Let’s pass about the thing that those two poor bastards are fighting because of her. Believe me. Every episode starts chilling, Popeye same to do his thing, Bluto the same, then snapped! Olive appears and ready, steady, fight!

So, you little kids, if you read this, please don’t let that cartoons to twist your mind. Don’t fight about girls or about anything. No, not physically, fight, but in a mental and peacefully way. Ok?

Look, Kanye West was right, she is a golddigger.

 

P.S This article was a joke, I really love Olive Oyl and the Popeye the Sailorman cartoons.

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